Gooch week antics kick off as Lindz and Russ tackle New Year's resolutions, including avoiding naps and reading spicy novels. The episode spirals into tangents about Squid Game spoilers, conspiracy theories involving Master Sgt. Matthew Livelsberger, and Florida's frigid weather. Add in debates about KFC pluralization, and you've got an unfiltered rollercoaster of insanity to start 2025.