Jack and David have a lot to catch up on, from David's rain-soaked trip to Maine, to Jack getting a new name and age at a Richmond bar, plus the wonderful wedding of PJ Anderson and the amazing moment that almost was during the ceremony. Also, David's cat is a jerk, the heat and the haze across Virginia, Jack's penchant for getting music references in the news, Juvenile's Tiny Desk concert, Charles Barkley throwing people through windows, the hilarity that was 50 Cent and Floyd Mayweather's beef, and Jack feels patriotic in his passionate fight against Virginia's new anti-porn laws!