Zan stumbled into an advertisement on the internet. He wonders how many lifetimes are wasted watching advertisements. Zan says that thousands and thousands of lives have been taken by time loss due to terrorism. Shawn was recently at an airport and had to walk through one of those naked body scanners. Shawn gives some advice for getting through the naked body scanner. Everytime Shawn goes to the airport they change the rules on having shoes going through security to try and keep him on his toes. Zan wishes that the biggest act of terrorism was punching someone in the face. He wonders why the punching thing hasn’t caught on. Zan saw a gang sign spray painted on the mailbox outside of his work. Which he thinks is a federal offense. He suggests spray painting the UPS box instead since it is probably just a misdimeaner. Shawn suggests spray painting your own box and placing it next to the post office mailbox. Shawn encourages gang bangers to have a gang flag instead of spray painting gang signs. Shawn says he loves the buddha. Zan says you will probably get in less trouble spray painting a human being than you would spray painting a mailbox. Zan calls Shawn a dweeb. Zan shares a story about a guy who put up a statute of buddha so people would stop dumping garbage accross the street from his house.