You Can’t Have These Comics – From Paul Blart to Pep Comics

Paul Blart Mall Cop! Ralph Snart! Henry Winkler! Escalators vs. Elevators! Toy penguins climbing fake mountains! The Fonz jumps sharks, wrestles in The One and Only, and somehow we end up at You Can’t Have These Comics!

• Independent blob demons (Yets!)
• X-Men “Negative One” month (Thunderbird, Warpath, Rachel Summers, Bolivar Trask’s mutant son)
• Transformers’ worst bot ever — Ballpoint the evil pen — and why every villain lineup needs a Sharkticon!

Plus:

• Brak CDs
• “The Hootily Hoo”
• Milo & Otis underwear swaps
• Grape Ape standards
• Lobster butter autographs
• Archie’s endless spinoff multiverse (Pureheart, Hot Dog, Jughead’s Time Police, Archie vs. Predator)
• Pep Comics jungle cosplay
• Harvey Comics roll call
• Monkees style hijinks
• Sonic/Sabrina crossovers
• Riverdale cave-people
• And Atari Force mini-comics!

It’s a full-stack platter of mall cops, mutant cops, talking animals, sentient office supplies, and comics you definitely can’t have!