***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

Finally feeling settled on all the Core Chat nicknames, as ‘Merica FY emerges from her creative cocoon as Boots

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH...***

Mr Coffee attacks International’s masculinity by calling his peppermint tea a “fairy drink,” and International reciprocates by calling Mr Coffee’s Coaster Toaster a “cheap ass plastic piece of shit”

***STILL NOT ENOUGH? IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Forgets to wear Vibrating Reminder Watch, which posits the uber-meta existential question for wanna-be philosophers - who is remembering the reminders?; Abstains from caffeine for the entire show which proves to be a terrible idea, as all the show’s characters suddenly wind up with New York accents worse than Danny Zucko

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***