Episode 79: Ah, summer. There’s just something about it. How it harkens us back to the halcyon days of daisy chains, tire swings, a glass of sweet mammy’s lemonade on the back porch, more daisy chains…”WEE-OO WEE-OO! ATTENTION, THIS IS THE GOVERNMENT! THE US GOVERNMENT! EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, SUMMER HAS BEEN DEEMED ILLEGAL DUE TO RECORD HIGH LEVELS OF PLEASURE ALONG WITH AN OVERALL LACK OF PRODUCTIVITY! IT’S SIMPLY UNAMERICAN! ALL IPHONE CALENDARS HAVE BEEN REMOTELY UPDATED TO SEPTEMBER 1ST! AND DON’T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT GETTING OFF FOR LABOR DAY! ALL US RESIDENTS SHALL BE REQUIRED TO WORK A FULL 24 HOUR SHIFT ON ALL FUTURE LABOR DAYS! I MEAN, COME ON PEOPLE, IT’S NOT CALLED UN-LABOR DAY! IT’S AMAZING WE LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THAT ONE FOR SO LONG! MESSAGE TERMINATED….ALONG WITH SWEET SUMMER…SEE WHAT WE DID THERE?” What?! They can’t actually do that can they? Say it ain’t so! Say it ain’t sooooooo! Get ready peeps, you know it’s coming. In the meantime, veg hard on Episode 79. You’ll be feeling fine…for now.