Dead Pixel Live has 10 items or less in this episode. The huge Allgames Killer Instinct Online Tournament on the Xbox One is announced. Derrick tells Tedakin about his harrowing experience with the self checkout line at the grocery store. Derrick explains why Nintendo isn't in trouble and tries to understand fanboyism. Derrick's job is attempting to kill him. We try to figure out war. The show ends with an uplifting discussion about movies with downer endings.