What's sexier than the plague?

In which we make the best of these worst of times. Stay safe. Stay at home. Stay sexy. Wash your hands and... other bits... and COVID - 19.

COVID - 19 References

In these unprecedented (debate-able times) the throbbers discuss the sexiness of coronavirus. In particular we discuss our bingo... please partake and share with friends!!!

BUT ALSO!!! We have guest! Her name is Ginger, and she has intimate knowledge of the dating scene during COVID-19... Incredibly horny! But also how everyone is discovering how many of their coworkers are cam girls... or pondering that we might all be cam girls now.

Sex Isolation Bingo Squares

* Fell in love with a character* Sexted a relative stranger* Wrote an angsty love song* Took nudes... just for yourself* Masturbated way more than usual due to boredom* Masturbated while you were supposed to be working from home* Felt completely un-sexual (different than asexual, which is a sexual orientation... I think... I could be wrong... please inform me if so)* Briefly panicked watching people touch on tv* Had sex with your roommate* Had a good cry* Watched/read a new type of porn* Read sexy quarantine themed fan-fiction* FREE SPACE [Stress Masturbated]* Went on a FaceTime date* Wrote some erotica* Met up in person and felt guilty about it* Bought a new sex toy online* Had video chat sex* Masturbated in the bathroom* Started a new sexy workout* Bought lingerie* Walked around naked* Swiped right on everyone to find someone to talk to* Stopped working out because no one is gonna see you IRL* Sexted your partner

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We discuss if TikTok is a quarantine past time? But also why are people posting it on instagram? Is it that old people have joined TikTok? And Instagram is for old people? Are WE old people? Probably...

Felling Un-Sexual

Gina is feeling very scared of interacting and touching people, her sexual arousal has been completely disconnected from human beings. She's still masturbating... don't get me wrong... she makes it very clear she is STILL masturbating. Her horniness is being removed from other people... and been reduced to her vibrator.

Hannah and Sissel both discuss their reduced horniness. Sissel agrees that vibrators are arousing. Attraction to machines, quarantine problems.

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We invite you to enjoy The Reddot Comics... Featuring an anthropomorphized vibrator.

Maisie (and everyone) is really getting into the bored masturbating routine, no one is that turned on but treat yourself to some bored masturbation. There are no better options these days.

Ginger is too fucking irritated and mentally exhausted so she has no energy for masturbation. Gina has been 100% compensating for her anxiety by working too hard and thus exhausting herself into not being horny. Hannah has also been pushing her energies into work because it's the only thing she can control right now, so masturbation has been low on her list of priorities. But she has been having quarantine themed stress sex dreams!!! YAY!!!! Gotta love some illegal state park tree fucking! (Only in dreams though... sad face.)

COVID - 19 Dreams

Gotta love some illegal state park tree fucking! (Only in dreams though... sad face)

Or dreams about hand sanitizer?

Have you had any quarantine dreams?