Nate finds himself among the hoarding zombies. Cowan discovers the merits of child labor. Someone with good intentions tries to infect an entire nursing home. Curing coronavirus is as simple as gurgling! Marvel tries so hard to be woke that it’s cringey. Birthdays are problematic.

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NewsSting by Kevin MacLeod