Do you ever have deja vu, Mrs. Lancaster? This week, Mike and Kelly share their Groundhog Day favorites (including the New York Public Library's collection of viviparous quadrupeds and a quick cameo from White Collar's Willie Garson). Plus, did you ever get immunized against Pac-Man Fever? How about Dreamcastaires Disease? PONG SARS? We want to hear about your #GameConsoleMaladies on Twitter. Oh, and there's also some discussion of Apple and Alphabet financial results (hat tip to Farhad Manjoo).

Closing music via 8-Bit Classical. Recommended Twitter/Tumblr of the fortnight: @BatLabels. We could use a visit from the ANTI-LUNATIC SQUAD. Buy your HENCHMAN shirt!