It's time to do a deep dive into Dan's childhood trauma by exploring the demented world of Jack Chick, author of the world-famous Chick Tracts, which use fun cartoons to tell little children that God will not hesitate to torment them with flames. Ryan reveals himself to be both a Dungeons and Dragons player AND a Catholic so he's basically the worst person who ever lived. Dan and Ryan watch adaptations of various Chick tracts, a choice that will take them deep into the uncanny valley. Featuring special guest appearances by Cthulu and a boy with dangerously tiny feet.