8: Divine Furniture and How to Build it
 // Exodus 24-40 
 
Laura and Kiernan close out Exodus with some Ikea instructions that require some pretty ornate requirements.
 
In This Episode:

• Moses sprinkles the Israelites (for extra flavor)
• Moses camps out on a mountain for 40 days
• God gives Moses instructions for some divine furniture
• God gives Moses instructions for a special tent
• God gives Moses instructions for an elaborate altar
• God says Aaron is gonna be the priest 
• God tells Moses to bathe Aaron, dress him up real swanky, and sprinkle a bunch of goat blood and guts on his face
• God ransoms the Israelites with a tax for being alive
• God calls dibs on incense as “his smell” so don’t make incense perfume
• Aaron makes a cat out of some gold (okay a calf) 
• People LOVE that gold cat and have a party 
• God tells Moses that isn’t allowed and the Commandment tablets break
• Moses orders the Levites to crash the party, 3000 people die
• God reminds people they cannot look at Him or they’ll die
• Moses Remakes the tablets
• The Israelites do all the furniture and temple stuff God said to do