Drew needs Friends (on Blu-ray). The army shot candy at kids while the troops prepared to eat plastic poop. Lula is back, baby! Cheating at chess can be exciting. It’s final, Elon Musk owns Twitter. Jack Dorsey is back in the social media game. Carl complains about PetSmart. Drew needs to do his timesheets. The team discusses Michigan midterms.

Randy’s “album on display” is Faraquet, The View from this Tower.