Let's get ready to RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE!!!  In one corner of the pie table, coming in at 800 lbs even...  The Reigning champ, the swine-so-fine, the beastly bacon, the one and only.... PORKULOUS!!! And in this corner of the table, some schmucks with nothing but an empty stomach, some dark secrets, and bleeding from places they didn't even know they had... Get ready for a pie-eating contest like you've never seen before!