* The Weekend Buzz Question at kmjnow.com: Where’s the ‘Meh’ option? 

* Local provocateurs issue a press release claiming victimhood after they goad a Fresno State Professor into calling them ‘dicks’ 

* National Distracted Driving Awareness Month 

* General Social Survey: Dog owners are happier than petless people…and everyone’s happier than cat ladies 

* Alex Jones’ lawyer wants us to leave his client in peace 

* Re-Naming Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum after a corporate sponsor pisses off veterans and at least one member of the L.A. City Council 

* Charmin introduces the Forever Roll