Bikini Beans - NO Sponge Bob here

"The Sweep" or, "Christopher's human evaluation system"

Nickle and diming a 10 year old is a bad look

"The fuzzy one?"

"Toys for children, made by children"

James: "I am much less attractive, why are you looking at me?"

Maintaining eye contact and ogling at the same time

Shoe compliments work better on women than on men

"I'm wearing Birkenstocks."

Christopher bought his first new "car" when he was 11 years old and it was a motorcycle (Kawasaki KX80).

Lying to the PennySaver

Christopher's Honda MR50 that his Dad gave him

Quirky things from the 70s and 80s - Motocompo - Honda's little motorcycle that fit in their little car

Christopher's first "car" - Ford F150

Christopher has destroyed a lot of beautiful cars (1967 powder yellow Mustang Coupe)

James's woeful tale of the stolen car

How to destroy a car in three easy steps

Oh sure, they 'bought' the stereo

Our Weekly Public Service Announcement: Cars over 10 (now 20) years old are fair game in Rhode Island

A gate won't stop James, he's free range

Christopher: "There aren't that many blonde male leads." James: "I guess I'm just not interested in this topic."

From thrasher to business man to guru all to get chicks

Hippies ended up on Wall Street

We all need you Christopher

Totally façade

Saying something nice about Trump is hard, but James is trying

Trump's political success is based on his next level understanding of American TV news media

The rural vs urban divide is a divide of language

A true tale of racism which turns out to be completely incomprehensible because racism is, essentially, incomprehensible.

A suntan is the racial dividing line

People like Socialism because they haven't been to a Socialist country

Americans are not all the same

Parisians are jerks, but the French are OK

From Trump to Hobbits

Christopher wants to be a Hobbit (or at least eat like one)

Giant Snicker bars are not a meal Christopher!

James hates candy

When does candy stop and chocolate begin?

James simply does not understand cotton candy, marshmallows, or candy

"There are a lot of different hamburgers out there."