03½ Catching child molesters on camera 05— The perils of nipple stimulation 06½ Dead hookers, blow, combinations thereof 08½ We introduce ourselves and Liam is conned into screwing up his intro. again. 11— A discussion of the BBC’s Sherlock Holmes segues into a detailed discussion of a different show which doesn't exist 15½ viewer mail: what would it take to be a VA podcaster? Possibly an egregious amount of genital modifications 17½ Vlad's failure as the husband of an pregnant wife 21½ Wildly inaccurate predictions as to the fate of Egypt 24½ New Monopoly is Stupid! So is Smurfs, but that didn’t stop James from becoming addicted to the stupid Farmville-like game 29½ viewer mail: is VA for sale? does VA have scruples? Well, the introduction of TheRiseborough (an item for enhanced sexual pleasure) should answer that question once and for all 33— Twilight! What kind of podcast would it be if we didn't talk about the Twilight saga? Spoiler alert: Kelly admits he has read the entire series and knows in depth details about upcoming movies. 37— Nero's Valentine's Day Sweetheart promotion 39½ Promotional consideration provided by the Liam for Violent Aggression Podcaster of the Year association 41½ Kelly's daughter's sophisticated ploy to obtain “some XBox and computer games” 47— viewer mail: Kelly recounts the painful memory of being raped by Kickboxer Chris at his “Birthday Party” 51— A man was killed by a cock; discuss. Discussion doesn’t stay on topic long 56½ Scientology & L.Ron Hubbard’s other fictional creations. But we don’t like to put too much effort into these things