The Vanderpump cast embraces its inner darkness with mausoleum proposals, ghost outfits and Ariana grinning like a crazed zombie with a mouthful of blood. Key takeaways: Don't try and talk Lou into having 8 children under any circumstances, Faith stans Beau & Stassi (but not the accompanying T-rex costume) and James finds a measure of forgiveness at the sidelines of a game of glorified rounders.

Follow Faith: @faithh_elisabeth / www.faithrichardson.co.uk

Follow Lou: @lougrogers / www.LouisaRogers.net