Death Metal Douglas is amused by horoscope parodies scribed by a would-be mystery woman in the Broward New Times while innocuously showboating and gloating on making the front cover of said publication. Turns out he knows the "music" writer who is some "guy" who slams The Mars Volta's stunning debut who gets a dress down of his own and rightly so.

The Duo spars about liberating musical riffs & concepts a la Led Zep's "Achillies.." vs. Heart's "Barracuda". Rip-off tunes are mulled over and Soundsational Sense gets his mojo moving on a crusade to credit drummers fairly in regards to songwriting and publishing.

Death Metal struggles tenaciously to get through a story but this is not an easy task to navigate through SNS’s hyper aggressive commentary. Death Metal powers through in regards to fellow bassist Mark Andes' (Spirit, Firefall, Heart) "triangular" relations to the Spirit vs. Led Zep ("Taurus" vs. "Stairway..") lawsuit .

DMD gets accused online of being Lars Ulrich (we just can't get enough this guy apparently) because he dared to defend Lou Reed's collaboration with Metallica. As always mental rot rears it's ugly head as the conversation devolves into Cory Feldman and Anthony Fantano's "Needle Drop".

PS: Link to the referenced article that DMD graced the front cover of . In all his st8 caucasian manly glory . https://www.browardpalmbeach.com/news/the-je-ne-sais-quoi-of-dmd-6316890