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‘Yasss or Passs: Blassst from the Passst!’
BIRTHDAY EDITION! JANUARY 1992!
The Hand that Rocks the Cradle’: https://youtu.be/PKdoNXN1UyE - Can someone say: ‘Crazy Biiiiiiiitch?!’ In this highly suspenseful thriller, we see a lovely young couple named Claire and Michael who have a young daughter and just need a little help. So they go on the search for the perfect nanny and think they have found the perfect one when they stumble upon Peyton (Played by Rebecca De Mornay). Everything seems perfect in their world until Peyton begins acting creepy and making suggestive comments about Claire, Michael and their daughter Emma. Has all the ‘thrillery’ hijinx such as brooding stares across the room, whispering creepy things to children as they sleep and shattered glass falling from the heavens! Rolling onto the big screens like a stolen pram across a park, January 10th! 
Kuffs’: https://youtu.be/ndT1r0Kw7Nw - Here comes the crime/comedy we’ve all been waiting for! One of the hottest young actors in Hollywood today, Christian Slater leads this whacky film about a young goofball named George who tries out for a special police unit but golly gosh, it’s just too much work! Somehow after getting himself into some trouble he finds himself the flipping BOSS of this team of agents as they hunt down killers…….or car thieves…… or rapists, or, who the hell knows?! All i know is this film is relying heavily on 22 year old Slater and a very young 17 year old actress named Mila Jovovich to carry this film, can they handle the hilarious burden? Roaming into theaters like a wayward camera into a fictional character's shower, January 10th!
Freejack’: https://youtu.be/7Zxr-Y-5YyA - Wait a minute. Who is Jack? Why is he in prison? Or why does he not cost any money? I don’t know… BUT what i do know is the blockbuster Sci-Fi, Action, Thriller spot is taken this summer by the film ‘FreeJack’! The film tells of a Race Car Driver who unfortunately during a race gets into a fiery wreck and dies….. NEXT MINUTE OR SO, BAM, he’s been transported to the year 2009 where I believe his brain can be put into another's body, for the right price. But why him? Because everyone in 2009 is seemingly an idiot living in an apocalyptic world where men dress in tin foil and army tanks roam the street for funzies! Did i mention the film stars Emilio Estevez, Anthony Hopkins and Mick Gosh Dang Jaggar?! Yup. Crashing into theatres like a race car into a billboard, January 17! 
Juice’: https://youtu.be/QsWto8p7t1E - Four Friends, FOUR Friends, FOUR FRIENDS!!! As the trailer explains, Four Friends from ‘da hood’, are trying to live their best lives always in chase of ‘The Juice’ (which i believe means money and power). ‘Q’, ‘Bishop’, ‘Steel’ and ‘Raheem’ decide one night to rob a corner store and make a little dough. Q isn’t so keen on the idea as he doesn’t want to put his Disc Jockey career in jeopardy but he goes along with it. Unfortunately for him, Bishop takes things a little too far and murders the corner store owner. Now they have weaved a tangled web of crime and betrayal and the man (aka, the Po-Po) are trying to hunt them down. Can they Get out of this without anymore bloodshed?  Cruising into theatres like a bullet in a robbery, January 17!
Love Crimes’: https://youtu.be/T4xVCmsl9CA - Two of hollywoods ‘Hottest Video Rental Stars’ team up in this thriller about a District Attorney (played by Sean Young) who begins investigating a man she thinks may be impersonating a famous photographer. The man in question, played by the incredibly talented Patrick Bergin, impersonates a photographer and then seduces women into having sex with him while he flaunts about with his chizzled jawline and perfect hair. He is every woman's dream AND every woman's nightmare. Is what he is doing a crime? “Is lying a crime” the trailer asks? Yes. Yes it fucking is. Jesus H Christ… Sliding into theatres like a sleezeball’s penis into an unwilling vagina, January 24!  
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