To make this all very clear. This is the fifth installment of the Chirdonathon. Additionally, this is the first installment of Greg’s inaugural game of Cards Against Humanity (CAH). Thus, the double number shenanigans in the title.

We good?  Good.

What is Cards Against Humanity? Well, if you are a grown-ass person who has not been living under the tedious log that apparently I have, here is an explanation as culled from the podcast banter:

1. It’s essentially Apples to Apples for grown-ass, wrong-minded people who don’t offend easily…but who offend others often.
2. You say you also don’t know what the hell Apples to Apples is?  Okay, well first you need to play more games.  Games are fun.  Fun is like happy medicine.  But I digress…CAH goes like this: a joke is played (which is the black card) on which the punchline is left blank…players provide punchlines (which are the white cards, of which 7 are carried at all times by each player) and attempt to “win” the round by constructing the funniest joke depending upon whomever is judging the round.

In today’s episode, Heather throws shade Greg’s way, and he doesn’t know quite how to handle it.

We also learn that, if the crowd is familiar and/or trusted, have similar senses of humor, and/or diverse shared context, and is quite inebriated, the game of Cards Against Humanity is super fun.

To close: Stand. Think. Pee. (And please, whatever you do in this world, think before giving commands to smartasses.)

Music: Lots of TLC!!  We begin with “Waterfalls” and end with “Friends.”  Thematic in multiple ways, as you’ll hear!

Have fun.  We present to you, “Cards Against Humanity 1 (Chirdonathon, pt 5).”

 

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