OP decides his daughter's dress decisions are the last straw with her behavior and leaves her to find her own ride to a wedding. A woman decides that she's going to preemtively put her maiden name on her child's birth certificate in preparation for what we can only assume is the impending divorce. OP doesn't want to admit that her teenaged kids are having sex with their significant others whether she condones it or not. OP heroicly blocks his neighbors car from being illegally (or legally, who cares either way) repossessed. 

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Intro/Outro Music is "Place on Fire" by Creo: freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo