Time consuming squat plugs, stressful friends, a VERY long drive and I missed a spaceship.

I could explain the missing Sidequest from last week but hey, you may as well listen to my excuses in the pod.

The Sidequests may be turning into a fortnightly thing moving forward due to a packed schedule and my inability to make lists.
But for now, please enjoy my creative, sweary retelling of one of my own personal cool stories.

Bi for now!

- Friday

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An original ejaculation of my memories
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Shit yourself award, American wit and wisdom, Tasmanian Graves, PICKLES, Price gouging shotputs.

I had only actually planned to do the book readings for this instalment and keep it a short one and wouldn’t you hecking have guessed, me being me, it’s the longest gosh darn one yet.
Next week may be a bit shorter as I am pouring spare time efforts into the trophy that is mentioned.

Pictures of it will no doubt be up on the Patreon when it’s done. For context porpoises.

Books mentioned in this episode were:

‘American Wit and Wisdom’ – by Rev. James L.Dow, M.A. and contributing humans.

‘Gravely Tasmania Vol. 2’ – by Joan and Buck Emberg.

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Ok see you next time!

- Friday

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Shit-whiskey, Cats, Fish, Catfish, Tonguefish and Fishtongues

I can genuinely say that this instalment contains educational content.
I also want to quickly correct myself, I got drunk on Whiskey and Gin. Not Tequila and Gin before I got gastro. And I didn’t mix them together. I’m not THAT unhinged.

Actual play Podcasts mentioned in this episode were:

Rusty Quill Gaming Podcast

Dungeons and Daddies

The Stars Aren’t Alright

And the RPG system for kids was from Drive Thru RPG:
Hero Kids by Hero Forge Games

And then there’s me! Who you can find more of on Patreon if you’re listening to this elsewhere

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Ok bye!

- Friday

An original slapping of my human tongue
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Platonic love, Newflesh, Space necromancers, Major histocompatibility complex and xenotransplants.

I actually had a bit of an outline for this one but, as it progresses, you’ll see I fall apart somewhat under the crushing intellectual weight of a subject I am under no circumstances an authority, or even a neophyte on.
But I am dedicated to editing these as little as possible to get them out quickly.

There are spoilers for the following books in this one and the minute marks are noted bellow.

The Locked Tomb Trilogy – Tamsyn Muir

4:33 - 4:47
11:00 - 11:26
12:20 - 12:28

Newflesh Trilogy – Mira Grant

8:39 - 9:31
13:53 - 13:59
28:19 - 28:26

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And enjoy the rest of your week.

- Friday

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Dagon - By H.P. Lovecraft.

If you're on the Patreon this will be old news (And a confusing post to read) as I've already posted it before, you can find the original post which contains the audio credits by tapping on the title above.

FYI this was recorded prior to the new "Studio" being installed so pardon the lower audio quality.
If you enjoyed this and want more like it, head to the Patreon.
If you're already here, hold please, we'll be back to business as usual tomorrow.

- Friday

Tasmanian graveyard ratings, cross promotions, Aqua cremains VS Cadbury, Embalming Abe Lincoln and You, as fertiliser

Trigger warning: There's a heavy focus on the state of being that is deceased in this episode.
If you or a loved one have recently passed my cavalier attitude regarding this may not be to your liking at this moment.

Books mentioned are:
The complete Double Dead by Chuck Wendig (Also check out Blue Blazers)
Last Rites: The Evolution of the American Funeral by Todd Harra
Gravely Tasmania by Buck and Joan Emberg
and
Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman

I need to apologise to Matt regarding DCC, the book actually flows properly I was just reading it on an e-ink tab and my copy glitched hard. I've since bought a physical copy that doesn't have the same WiFi issues.

Also pictures don't go here so if you're reading this on your podcatcher, head to the free Patreon to see the Lily Flower sculpture I mentioned at the end.

edit: You can get to the Lily flower easier by clicking this line of text

Ok bye!

- Friday

An original yapping from my food chute
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Public domain, Gorillaz, Horsepower, Tom Waits, Pro VCs, Black Cape Verdes and Podcast

Diverse are the topics ricocheted around in this episode and lengthy is the run time.
This episode is a week late due to me talking FAR too long for even my own standards and second guessing what should be included in the final product.

If I am wrong about any of my so called facts please let me know so I can go ahead and say I was making them up for fun in order to save face.

And if you would like me to site references in future episodes for the things I ramble on about... well you may want to avoid games of chance for the foreseeable future because you, friend, are shit outta luck.

- Friday

An original venting of my talky-talk from my face-mouth
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1.2x run speed, Big Dawg sleep deprivation, Barber Surgeons and the first dead President.

If you're not familiar with the first of these Sidequests then this next paragraph is going to be a doozy!

I’d like to take a moment to make a quick correction:

George Washington did not have wooden teeth, it seems his dentures were often made of everything BUT wood. Up to and including hippo ivory, brass, gold, his own removed teeth and - if rumours are correct - the ‘Donated teeth’ of his own slaves.
The teeth brown very quickly without proper care and would look like wood which is probably a better rumour than the above amalgam of oral horror…

This one also includes some light editing to correct some frankly way off information that I almost shared.
Nothing more dangerous that the machine hallucinations that infest the internet these days but I'd rather just remove it as I had plenty of material to work with.

Ok back to the books, where did I put that Necronomicon?

- Friday

An original venting of my brain-meats
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Fluffy hats, real-estate uniforms, tiers of retail moths and whatnot.

All of the above lay in wait for you in this, my first 80HD Sidequest ramble.

To keep up the pace of posting on here - and to help release pressure in my brain - I will be posting regular Side quests as compliment to my more professional grade work.
Think of this as a guilty microwave pizza after a bender as opposed to an in house, artisanal Napoli pizza.
Christ I'm really talking my other stuff up aren't I.

Bugger it, short it sweet baby! Get your cheeks in there and bless your ears with some chaos.
And please, feel free to leave some feedback.

- Friday