In this episode, we are joined by podcasting legend ("The Wrestle Special", "Knife Edge Chop"), sexy Abe Lincoln impersonator, and all-around good guy Travis Tubesing! We try to compare the holy trinity of 80s action heroes, but along the way we get sidetracked by such nonsense as Ted Beaver's Fantasy Football Minute (complete with theme song!), the sound of throwing paper, why our wives don't find Jason Statham as attractive as we do, and Arnold Schwarzenegger's contribution to viral videos.