It's time, friends, to beat the winter blues. And Marcus & Edgar have just the remedy. It's "The Inner Heart of Wisdom." Even though it is the worst year on record for loving mice, there is still hope for us to be happy and 'seltzier' (i.e. more like seltzer).

A tapestry of flattened out camels, a pelican monster that whittled a face out of licorice, various hooked animals, and a miracle herbal supplement called "muntie." These are just a few of the strategies we'll employ to get you back on track.

So on the count of three, inhale a mentally unstable raccoon, and relaxxxx...