Baseball is back (today, at least), and a fun opening weekend gave Pesach a list of news and notes that just might be storylines for the upcoming season. But Scott is less excited, and thinks that the players should act like Rembrandt (Pesach naturally thinks that this is a bad analogy - whatever it means - and the players are doing just great). Plus: what the Mookie Betts extention means about free agency, why Betts is the greatest outfielder in baseball by far, and thoughts on the expanded playoffs.