"Going forward, I am no longer working at the Harvard Language Center." - this is the new message you will receive if you email Coach Sarah, who will no longer be tortured by her Harvard email address and the failure it represents to her. She doesn't know where she is going, but she knows where she stands...and that's as good a place to start as any.  

CAN WE GIVE A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE TO DR. COACH SARAH "HARVARD" AXELROD, Ph.D, esq, OF THE FITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!  Click here to subscribe to the newsletter she will be taking over as of Sept 1!!! http://bit.ly/2M3b1AX