This week, Liz and Evan dredge the depths of the Amazon Prime Video library to unearth a rare archival print of the 1983 Canadian slasher Curtains! Join them as they squint to make sense of what’s going on, recap the film’s legendarily disastrous production history, and try to uncover the few interesting ideas buried somewhere amidst this absolute mess of a movie-watching experience.

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