BLOODY EPISODE 82

‘Yasss or Passs: Blassst from the Passst!’ - ‘Happy Anniversary, Dylan?!’

BIRTHDAY EDITION! May 1993!

‘Dave’ (May 7) - https://youtu.be/PTTe-rxTyh0 - When the president of the United States is in a grave medical state, what does the government do? Declare a state of emergency? No. Call on the Vice President to take over? Nope. Alert the public and request all their thoughts and prayers? Fuck no! Call on a random citizen who happens to be an exact doppelganger of the President and tell him to pretend to be the President while the real ones in hospital? DING DING DING! That is exactly what happens in ‘Dave’! Played by Oscar winner Kevin Kline and joined by Sigourney Weaver, Frank Langella, Ben Kingsley and Kevin Dunn, this star studded cast heads up this comedic look at an average Joe who suddenly finds himself the most powerful leader in the free world! Falling into theaters like an idiot falling off a chair, May 7! 

‘Hot Shots: Part Deux’ (May 21) - https://youtu.be/PfjFo6sPLcM - We knew this was coming! Following up from the incredibly successful first installment of ‘Rambo Spoof’ films ‘Hot Shots’, we now have ‘Hot Shots: Part Deux’ heading our way! We find our hero Topper Harley (player by none other than Charlie Sheen) tasked with a near impossible mission: rescue a rescue team from the hands of vicious guerrilla enemies deep in the jungle. How can one man do this? Pffft, easy when you’re Topper Fucking Harley! Armed with the wit of a poet, the body of a god and more bullets than a drive by in Harlem, HE'S sure to get the job done! The usual ‘spoof’ hi-jinx of course are along for the ride including obscene sexual references, helicopters eating hats, guns that make an enemy ‘splat’ and Saddam Hussein with bikini Tan Lines! This film is sure to be fun for the whole family! Hopping into theatres like an energiser bunny into a War zone, May 21! 

‘Sliver’ (May 21) - https://youtu.be/YaSW4Lqc8uI - Sharon Stone gets to live out every woman’s fantasy in this dark thriller! She plays Carly, a young woman who just found her forever home, a beautiful apartment overlooking the city. She has an amazing job, an incredible lifestyle and overly attractive Baldwin’s for neighbours. What could possibly go wrong? Well, she shouldn’t count her chickens before they hatch...lay…cook… their eggs? Because it seems like somebody is hiding a dark secret… every apartment in the building is being watched, with secret cameras filming everyone and watching their every move. And when the story begins to unravel, tenants are popping up dead one by one. Can she find the killer before it’s her turn to die? We will find out when ‘Sliver’ comes falling into theatres like a body from the 23rd floor on the 21st of May! 

‘Cliffhanger’ (May 28) - https://youtu.be/OZALfW1ohRI - You know you’re in for a wild ride of a film when the opening scene shows someone plummeting thousands of feet to their death! In this unique trailer we see incredible action shots from the film played in rapid succession one after the other to a soundtrack of classical music! Brilliant! With no audio from the film played, it’s hard to gauge what the film is about but from what we can see, it looks like a plane or helicopter has crashed or dropped its load over a snowy mountain range and it’s load appears to be briefcases filled with money. Sylvester Stallone appears to be an innocent bystander out for a morning stroll with his girlfriend when he seemingly begins to be hunted by John Lithgow? Honestly, I’m not sure but from what I can see, this is going to be Nucking Futs!! Exploding into theaters like a rope bridge over a canyon, May 28!

‘Made in America’ (May 28) - https://youtu.be/dPPN93A3RRs - For the love of all that is holy, THERE HAS BEEN A MIX UP AT THE SPERM BANK! Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Danson team up in this comedy about tracking down a father unknown. When Whoopi’s daughter finds out that she is a creation of a turkey baster and white lab coats sh