Ben and Zane were crawling around eating dirt on a dare, when Gary Lane,

notable groovy guy, stepped up to them to tell them the good word of the

Great Worm Spirit. Instantly hooked, they all trotted toward the nearest

Church of the GWS, but were unfortunately crushed by a falling cow on the

way there. Truly, the Great Worm Spirit gives with one end, and... ehh...

does something gross with the other end.