***IN THIS EPISODE...***

Mr Fucking Coffee learns that Rolex is not only a status symbol of Coaster Toaster’s financial success, but can actually tell the time and date; Boone Ryder is unphased when Mike the Mic attempts to shame him for spending all his cattle-drive earnings on rot-gut and hoochie-coochies

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, ALSO IN THIS EPISODE...***

International questions Mike the Mic’s authority to fire Da Bomb - which prompts Mike to cut off the podcast audio yet again (everybody else can still be heard, but don’t tell him and burst his vindictive punishment bubble); International retreats to his man cave where he analyzes Friday’s creative breakthrough and today’s potential sabotage as though he were a physicist examining particle collision blast debris

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***