Zan talks about how many Americans have top level secuirity clearance. Zan talks about Aspergers. He worked with a guy who would laugh at really sad stories. Zan says people with aspergers are just a-holes with a made up illness. Zan comes up with a new illness called BDB. He tries to come up with questions to diagnose someone with BDB. Zan tries to diagnose Shawn with ADHD. Shawn answers yes to all of the questions. Shawn wants to get diagnosed with terrets so he can yell swears all the time. Zan found out that if he hits a kid with Aspergers they will stop being weird. The kid would just not know why they got hit. Shawn tells a story about high school and which hall he avoided.