Pt.1 of 3

This episode is a dual mono work. Clear cut left/right. But what happens in the middle?

according to the French (left) channel this happens:

Chèvre Wei nOstriue• roux Explosions de gaz terreich Commissions du Conseil d'État de la fonction publique plaidoyer résolu 19 avoir des escrocs miue photo rijeg déménager à Pluie - [ib. 1

And according to the American (right) channel:

Cabra Vei nOstriue• Territorial red gas explosion Representation of the State Board of Public Services on 19 bandits across the Miue River - [ib. 1

The Germans somewhat more removed claim:

Cabra Vei nOstriue • Lokale Agenten der National Public Service Commission feuerten rotes Gas auf 19 Diebe im Fluss Miu – [ib. 1. 1. Diese Charaktere!

What really happened is yet to be determined.