This is what would happen if a furniture store accidentally bought WAYYY too much airtime. That's right, leave yourself behind, and come on down to the big PRESIDENTS DAY FURNITURE SALE!!! We've got it all. Buckets full of jars, soapy chairs, a fanged motorcycle man, and eyeball hoses.

Also, we've got two disgruntled voice over announcers, recliners that recline forward, and Nachos on the Run!!!

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