The title.  Again.  I know.

I gave up the “search engine optimization” game long, long ago.

If you know me, and if you read these essays and listen to these podcasts, thank you.

If you found me through a friend, or a friend of a friend, or some similar path, thank you.

If I found you with the several dollars spent on Facebook advertising, thank me.  (But seriously, thank you.)

Or…if you happened to be bobbing up and down in the vast ocean we call the internet, or interweb, or interwebs, or whatever the fuck you call it, a tiny little piece of sand in an ever expanding informational black hole, and if you searched for something using Google, or Bing, or whatever search engine you’ve decided upon whilst flying in the face of Googlebiquity and Bingsanity, thus bringing you to my little digital cubby, and if you stuck around, I’m fucking amazed.  Perhaps a little sorry for you.  But ultimately, thank you.

And what about this podcast?

Well, Jim introduced us to Tim Minchin.

And Tim Minchin absolutely floored us.

As did Jim, because Jim is also a thoughtful, bright, talented, funny man…albeit without the recognition of Minchin, who really isn’t all that recognizable unless you’re looking for him.  But if you’re here, and if you’re reading this you must be, let us introduce you. To Tim.  And let us reacquaint you.  With Jim.  And let them entertain you.  Him, and him.

We listen to, “Come Home,” then, “Three Minute Song,” then, “Ten Foot Cock and a Few Hundred Virgins.”  And under my introduction to the podcast, you’ll here the aforementioned Minchin singing, “Heaven on Their Minds,” as Judas Iscariot from Jesus Christ: Superstar.

And here.  Now.  We present to you…that fucking preposterous title up there.  Thank you.

    Not Tim Minchin