In this episode we discussed the constitutionality of the Utah Lake island plan. Are women even equal to men in Utah? Not according to WalletHub– the authority on human equality. Finally, we talk about the deer zombie apocalypse. Jeff showed us what you get when you cross a hoarder and a homeless guy. Also, why did any of us even pay for any of our student loans? Because, we need to bring back the Tasmanian Tiger. Our main man this episode was Joe Talarico, all-American BA and Karate black belt. He showed us why he’s way cooler than any of us, and of course how to fix America.