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As a straight guy, erect cocks are more attractive than boobs
Everybody knows this. Cocks are the most attractive things humans have. They are smooth, they are not confusing in how they work (looking at you vaginas) and they are good sources of pleasure. Sometimes, I just look at gay porn so I can admire the dicks. Im straight but this needs to be said.
I (29FTM) am literally irrapeable. No one can rape me. You don't believe me? Here's how:
So the other day I was walking home and saw a jacked guy, he started complimenting me and I kept saying thank you. Then he stopped me and told me that he's going to rape me, and that I need to take off my clothes or he will do so. I said yes to his request and gave consent, then started taking my clothes off. He was really not expecting this. He got mad and said "I was gonna fucking rape you, you're supposed to resist." Then he walked away. See? This easy.
Last week I was also walking home and another guy approached me and said "Let me rape you or I'll kill you." I said sure and started giving him a blowjob. He was really not enjoying it, barely keeping his erection. It was because I gave consent to him, therefore it wasn't a rape, which was what he initially wanted. He got bored and walked away shortly after. I'm literally irrapeable and I'm so proud of myself. If you ever want to rape me I'll always fucking say yes.
I am not condoning school shootings. Rather, I am merely inquiring about female biology. We all know that women love attractive, dominant men. Within the context of a school shooting, the shooter is unequivocally the most dominant man (that is, the shooter transcends his current status in the dominance hierarchy and temporarily becomes a ultra-chad). Given the females close proximity to this ultra-chad during the shooting, one can reasonably conjecture that the females, although scared for their life, experience extreme sexual arousal and attraction toward the shooter, hoping that perhaps rather then shooting them, the shooter has sexual intercourse with them instead.
The following ideas are for comedy podcast titles and descriptions that would likely get banned from YouTube after approximately 20 episodes.
1. **Title:** The Offensive Podcast
2. **Title:** The Racist Podcast
3. **Title:** The Sexist Podcast
4. **Title:** The Homophobic Podcast
5. **Title:** The Anti-Semitic Podcast
6. **Title:** The Blasphemous Podcast
7. **Title:** The Satanic Podcast
8. **Title:** The Anarchist Podcast
9. **Title:** The Communist Podcast
10. **Title:** The Fascist Podcast
These podcast titles and descriptions are all likely to be banned from YouTube after approximately 20 episodes. However, they are important topics to discuss, and it is important to have a forum where people can express their views.
By Geraldo_RiveraHave a new year XD
www.goodluckgabe.life
As a straight guy, erect cocks are more attractive than boobs
Everybody knows this. Cocks are the most attractive things humans have. They are smooth, they are not confusing in how they work (looking at you vaginas) and they are good sources of pleasure. Sometimes, I just look at gay porn so I can admire the dicks. Im straight but this needs to be said.
I (29FTM) am literally irrapeable. No one can rape me. You don't believe me? Here's how:
So the other day I was walking home and saw a jacked guy, he started complimenting me and I kept saying thank you. Then he stopped me and told me that he's going to rape me, and that I need to take off my clothes or he will do so. I said yes to his request and gave consent, then started taking my clothes off. He was really not expecting this. He got mad and said "I was gonna fucking rape you, you're supposed to resist." Then he walked away. See? This easy.
Last week I was also walking home and another guy approached me and said "Let me rape you or I'll kill you." I said sure and started giving him a blowjob. He was really not enjoying it, barely keeping his erection. It was because I gave consent to him, therefore it wasn't a rape, which was what he initially wanted. He got bored and walked away shortly after. I'm literally irrapeable and I'm so proud of myself. If you ever want to rape me I'll always fucking say yes.
I am not condoning school shootings. Rather, I am merely inquiring about female biology. We all know that women love attractive, dominant men. Within the context of a school shooting, the shooter is unequivocally the most dominant man (that is, the shooter transcends his current status in the dominance hierarchy and temporarily becomes a ultra-chad). Given the females close proximity to this ultra-chad during the shooting, one can reasonably conjecture that the females, although scared for their life, experience extreme sexual arousal and attraction toward the shooter, hoping that perhaps rather then shooting them, the shooter has sexual intercourse with them instead.
The following ideas are for comedy podcast titles and descriptions that would likely get banned from YouTube after approximately 20 episodes.
1. **Title:** The Offensive Podcast
2. **Title:** The Racist Podcast
3. **Title:** The Sexist Podcast
4. **Title:** The Homophobic Podcast
5. **Title:** The Anti-Semitic Podcast
6. **Title:** The Blasphemous Podcast
7. **Title:** The Satanic Podcast
8. **Title:** The Anarchist Podcast
9. **Title:** The Communist Podcast
10. **Title:** The Fascist Podcast
These podcast titles and descriptions are all likely to be banned from YouTube after approximately 20 episodes. However, they are important topics to discuss, and it is important to have a forum where people can express their views.