Andy Pero was just a normal boy who happened to be the best at everything and only stuttered because of the residual effects of illuminati mind control. Recruited into the secret government program Project Superman, a subproject of Project Montauk. While Andy was under hypnosis he could do 200 pushups in a row and lift 1500 pounds. Also he could jump from planes without a parachute. After the Montauk project was shut down by releasing an astral monster into the facility to slaughter all the workers, Andy was left out to dry. Until, that is, he realized everyone in his life was government handler, he kidnapped and robbed his mother, and finally ended up in jail for murdering an ex-girlfriend. Yeah this one takes quite the turn. 

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