***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL...***

Gets a pep talk from Mr Coffee who’s sorry he’s not sorry that International’s searing back pain is inspiring him to new heights of genius podcast creativity; Enacts the scene of a deeply-moving séance in which a widower’s wife nags him from the great beyond and tells him to wash his underwear; Tries to bore his listeners and fails miserably because the mere sound of him breathing for way too long proves to be wildly captivating (it’s an instant hit!)

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Does a Wide World of Sports play-by-play commentary on the unending drama of his nasal drip; Cautions listeners to be wary of media, which can be a vector for a kind of woke-lusion that might leave you balling for safe-spaces

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***