Shatuary rolls into week three with William Shatner's TekWar! We hadn't heard of it either--no nibbling around the edges, only big, chunky, ravenous Tek bites allowed!

Besides Cosmos PI Jake Cardigan and his war with futuristic drugs, Marty Dollar, Willy Wonka QVC, hooker currency, super music machines, hologram shackles, Dennis Miller's Weekend Update mullet, Training Day, and tighty skinnies are also discussed.