This week we are talking about the figurative death of journalism- and the literal death of journalists! The Post’s Saudi Arabian contributor Jamal Khashoggi has been murdered, and Ethan, known defender of the fourth estate, (just like Turkish president Recep Tayyip Erdogan) is outraged! (Seriously, people, this is bad.) Meanwhile, all of Trump’s dreams are coming true- journalists are finally getting their comeuppance, and Sen. Elizabeth Warren seems determined to play directly into his hands on this Native American ancestry thing. (When will the Dems ever get tired of losing?)  But, hey, after all, the only kind of faith left in America is bad faith- as evidenced by the amazing clip Ethan & John play from an Arkansas House race ad, featuring two BASED women of color! (You’ve gotta hear it to believe it, folks!) Then, John tries to say that the environment has nothing to do with economics, and Ethan has to de-(((echo))) his chamber with LOGIC and FACTS! Then- why is San Francisco still terrible? Why is Canada slightly less terrible (…on weed!) And why does Twitter hate jokes all of a sudden, especially the #NPC meme? But most of all, why is the #UK so consistently #cucked? Plus- an amazing China-themed #ConspiracyFriday! Don’t miss it!

And- Ethan still wants to know- why does John keep withholding his support for the cartels?  They’re the only thing keeping this podcast going, aside from our loyal army of cucks! (And if you’d like to join, give us a rating and review on iTunes! Most importantly, subscribe with your dollars at patreon.com/meanandsober)