Ready for a double-feature? How about one that involves a chipmunk dressed as the grim reaper, an eagle that was arrested for robbing his own genitals, and a film called "Serpentine Corndogs for the Japanese"?

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We start off with ANIMAL RESCUE, where two big-hearted individuals are trying to find forever homes for animals that have been lost, injured, or turned into priests. Stevie the African grey parrot is here. He's doing about as well as usual.

Then it's time for MOVIE TIME FOR THE SAFFRON GERMINATORS, a film review show that goes deeper into film reviews than you're probably used to. Want to see a film about reliving the Battle of Soggy Opium? Or to learn about the horn children of the asteroid? These two have the inside scoop.

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