On this special pre-Muster episode of Ridiculous Dialogue, Bryan and Rob are joined by Matt and a special guest, Ely! Straight from Mississippi, Ely sent us all into fits of laughter with his hilarious Number Two story.

This of course prompted us to all reveal our favorite Number Two stories, including Bryan’s two first-hand accounts of the misfortune of others. Continuing the toilet humor, we also discussed public restrooms and the horrible conditions we’ve found them in.