Bloody Episode 88

TRAILER PARK is back!

‘The Wrong Missy’ - Watch out Adam Sandler, your buddy David Spade is coming for your ‘most watched, crappy Netflix Comedy actor’ title!! Here we find Spade playing Tim Morris, a single 64 year old man who meets the woman of his dreams named Missy at an airport and they share an incredibly wonderful impromptu first date together. When the opportunity arises for Tim to invite Missy on a company retreat to FUCKING HAWAII (?!?!?!), he messages her and she says YES! It’s a dream come true until ‘The Wrong Missy’ hops on the plane! That’s right, silly David Spade txted a MUCH different Missy from a blind date years ago and now he’s stuck in Romantic Hawaii with ‘The Wrong Missy’! Uh oh! The rest of the trailer is filled with you usual shtick attached to these ‘awkward’ comedies and of course, there’s a lovely Rob Schneider cameo! You can do it! Falling onto Netflix like a woman’s body from a cliff, May 13th! 

‘The Secret: Dare to Dream’ - Imagine you’re a widowed mother of three children and you’re in financial ruin. But you’re dating a wealthy and handsome ‘Jerry O’Connell’ type guy and he proposes to you… now, how stupid do you have to be to throw that all away for a handy man ‘Josh Lucas’ type who knows how to fix a roof and order pizza?! Well, now you understand Katie Holmes predicament in this PG-13 drama! Based on the uber popular novel ‘The Secret’, this story tells of life, death, love, romance, betrayal, hurricanes and Secrets! Shhhhh! Bumping into theaters like a mini van into a Ute, don’t know yet! 🤷🏼‍♀️ ‘Scheduling Conflicts’ lol. 

‘Debt Collectors’ - Scott Adkins, the star of such classics as ‘Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning’, ‘Undisputed 3: Redemption’ and ‘Jar head 3: The Siege’ (did you know there is at least THREE jar head films?!) returns to the DVD shelf in this Sequel to the uber average film ‘Debt Collector’! If you haven’t seen the first film in this ‘franchise’, SPOILER ALERT, his co-star Louis Mandylor (Star of classics ‘Hotel of the Damned’, ‘My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2’ and ‘Not Another Not Another Movie’) isn’t dead!! He’s alive! But now that that’s been established 17 seconds into the trailer, we join the two ‘Debt Collectors’ on their journey with a bag… somewhere… I’m not too sure on the plot because in the 2 minutes and 3 seconds of the trailer, there is exactly 49 seconds of mindless violence and gun play. Who needs a plot when you have bar fights and night sticks?! Quietly appearing on DVD and Digital like a hybrid car, May 29th. 

‘Villain’ - What’s that?! The Debt Collectors didn't have enough cliche action for you?! Well worry no more because ‘Villain’ is here to quench that desperate thirst! Here we find a man named Eddie, he is a hardened ‘former’ criminal who just got out of the joint for doing, criminal things! He’s looking to start a new and leave the past in the past but gosh willikers, his brother is in some trouble! Looks like his brother has a nasty drug habit and is in debt with the wrong people! How is Eddie going to save him from these nasty people, who are owed money?! Insert cliche remarks about violence, bar fights and guns here. Oh but hey, he whips out the pepper spray! That’s a bit less common! Snorting onto Digital and DVD like cocaine from a hookers titties, May 22nd! 

‘Breaking for Whales’ - Here we find an Aussie and a Brit portraying American siblings in Oklahoma! Gotta love Hollywood! ‘Draco Malfoy’ and ‘That Chick From Home and Away’ play very dysfunctional siblings who have never gotten along due to obvious reasons but are forced together in this drama after their mother has passed away. They are raked with a mission: Scatter their mothers ashes….into the BODY OF A WHALE. Yup, this dead bitch wants to be the next Jonah! Drama Queen. So the siblings set off on this ridiculous journey and through their travels learn about each other, learn to love each other and Draco Malfoy is definitely ’NOT GAY!!’ (Spoiler alert, we