It's time, folks. Time to pull up a comfortable boat-related chair and go fishing! Stetson and Billy (or maybe Harlan) are your experts, and they will teach you everything you need to know about how to catch the elusive white croppie, including:

-how species stop being endangered by people just thinking they're not

-putting laderhosen in your shamrock situation

-getting up early, before zebras start to whisper to each other

-which founding fathers did what kind of destruction to which type of sandwich

-and much more! God, so much more.

So make sure you put on your sunscreen, put on your deathscreen, and get out there and waste your life fishing!

And if you enjoyed this little jaunt out onto the lake, why not leave us a lovely review on iTunes or somewhere. Tell a friend about us. Scream our name into a pillow. Something. And stop by twitter and say hi, we're extra friendly!