In honour of Valentine's Day, this week your mooney-eyed team draw our bows and lance an arrow through three love songs: "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin, "At Last" by Etta James, and "Help Me Make it Through the Night" by Sammi Smith. While theorising the real nature of love, we also examine the appropriate conditions for shitting in public toilets, do a brief cultural tour of New Jersey, and continue amassing evidence that this podcast is actually about reality tv. We also debut a new segment, "Yuk My Yums", and revise it almost instantaneously. Finally, perhaps as a means of celebrating Valentine's Day, Lachlan records his end of the conversation with what seems to be a wad of cellophane in his mouth. 

Predictions:

- Bruce Springsteen will salvage his working class credentials by quickly releasing an album called "Common Ground"

- Beyond Burgers will steal our "We Likey Beyond" slogan and use it in a highly successful ad campaign

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