Which host pees their pants the most? Our hard-hitting journalism discovers the answer. Also, Adrien reveals he's too cool to have any sensation whatsoever in his gooch. What is the gooch? That's the taint. The nether of the nether realm, the underside of the undercarriage -- which is where we travel, emotionally, to answer some profound personal questions, like "have you asked your doctor if you have a broken taint?"

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