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We got thrown out of Kohl’s. Ally made too much noise. I guess the saleslady, who must have been at least twenty, could have called the police but she just told us that we made too much noise, that everyone in the store heard us. I think that was an exaggeration, but she whispered a small caveat to me as Ally was putting herself back together that my grunts were like a bear in heat. Her small knowing smile made me feel like she somehow approved. We were lucky that she was cool. I was a little rattled by how this young innocent-looking girl was standing close to me whispering about what we had just done while Happy was throbbing about her standing so close and talking about me sounding like a bear during the “act”. In my fantasy filled brain, I imagined putting her hand on my cage to feel its prisoner thumbing on the bars trying to reach her.
By Robert Roe3.2
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We got thrown out of Kohl’s. Ally made too much noise. I guess the saleslady, who must have been at least twenty, could have called the police but she just told us that we made too much noise, that everyone in the store heard us. I think that was an exaggeration, but she whispered a small caveat to me as Ally was putting herself back together that my grunts were like a bear in heat. Her small knowing smile made me feel like she somehow approved. We were lucky that she was cool. I was a little rattled by how this young innocent-looking girl was standing close to me whispering about what we had just done while Happy was throbbing about her standing so close and talking about me sounding like a bear during the “act”. In my fantasy filled brain, I imagined putting her hand on my cage to feel its prisoner thumbing on the bars trying to reach her.