In episode nine Gemma and Holly cover two medieval murderers: Elizabeth Bathory the Blood Countess and Peter Stumpf the Werewolf of Bedburg….from the Medieval period. They discuss how to escape the stomach of a dead horse, why freezing to death is the worst, Holly solves religious warfare with ice cream, and the Medieval Period is repeatedly declared DUMB. Find out which ‘probably not a murderer but we will never know because Medieval times were dumb’ murderer we would pick to knock us off out of the these terrible choices.

Holly edited this episode and ruined everything. Our cat correspondent Craig is responsible for the recording and production stuff. We think he uses a combination of sewing needles, seagull feathers and lemon drops to make it all happen. We also made him change our mic positions thirteen times for this episode and then a single tear ran down his cheek.

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WARNING - Explicit language, content and themes (plus whatever else will cover us legally)

Recorded in a secret location somewhere in Scotland.