“I’ve never met a penis before!”

In which the throbbing members discuss losing their socially constructed virginity. It’s about as cringey as it sounds, so you better listen. 

Virginity References

DISCLAIMER: VIRGINITY IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT AND IN OUR SOCIETY TYPICALLY HAS A PHALLO-CENTRIC DEFINITION!

Now that that’s out of the way…

Sissel

Let’s begin with Sissel’s story. She was very sexually frustrated… for most of her life, but also kind of scared of it all? So she eventually forced the issue. All of the unrequited crushes never worked out, so she “found” a guy getting off a bus to have sex with instead! Tall, dark haired, pierced ears, her type.